Spoon? Give Me A Fork I’m In A Stabbing Mood

Spooning is cool and all but only when there are other stipulations involved, no man truly enjoys nothing but a straight spoon session. If you think you do then its the comfort of a bum pushed up against your crotch that you really like, that is unless you’re the one getting spooned, in which case re-evaluate your life. Ladies, show affection like you do best, it doesn’t mean your going to give it up, just be affectionate and always spice it up.  Capone said it best,  “If you aint freaky don’t look at me ghad damnit! I’m the type of nigga that’ll pick you up, throw you out the window, run downstairs, catch you and fuck you back upstairs.”